Pidgeons?!

Okay, so today in school, there’s this pigeon stuck in the ceiling. It suddenly became the topic of the day.

So when I’m in math class, just like right in the middle of it, THE PIGEON JUST WALKS IN THE DOOR!

Our teacher was all like “Oh god….” and it just started flipping out! It flew to the top of the pull-down white screen and our teacher just died and moved to the back of the room. It just stood there for a while, flew down, and suddenly started moving to the back of the room.

Naturally some idiot has to try and be a class hero so he tries to scare the bird away. The bird flies again and he goes ontop of this tropy display case in the back. Then we all shift to the front. The teacher continues to flip out and opens a window. The bird flies out the window, unfortunately…

And for the rest of the class, the pigeon was all of a sudden God to my classmates.